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Candy Memes

Halloween

Check your kid's Halloween candy!!

Two chocolate candies are shown on a white background. One is a whole, cylindrical chocolate. The other is a similar chocolate, cut in half, revealing a surprised, wide-eyed cartoon face with an open mouth inside, replacing the typical filling. The text above reads: 'PLEASE check your kid's Halloween candy carefully!! just found this'.

Cylinder

A figure resembling a pirate stands on a ship deck holding a sword. Overlaid on the image is text created with cut-out letters that reads: "YARRRRR ME cylinder IS STUCC IN THE BARREL OF ME M&M's tube."

Transformation

A man in a dark suit and red tie sits and gestures. His face and hands are purple. Text above reads: "For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting."

M M

The image shows a blue M&M character lying in a casket. The M&M is wearing a red baseball cap with the letter 'M' on it. There are colorful M&Ms scattered on his chest. The text overlay reads, "The hood lost a real one today."

Lie

Spongebob in the back of a van. The text on the image says "When he lied about the candy."

Moose

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The question reads, "What is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with?" The top comment says, "So you know how some people have bowls of candy with a 'take one' sign out for Halloween? Well, I fucked a dead moose."

Pickle

M M

A picture of a stone path with a white pavilion in the background. The text overlayed on the image reads "imagine tiddyfucking the green m&m here."

Count dooku

A USB drive is made to look like a KitKat bar. The text says: "These kids think they gonna get candy tonight when really I'm handing out 80 hours audio on why count dooku was actually a good guy."

Man

The image shows a two-panel drawing of a factory conveyor belt. In the top panel, a stick figure worker is standing near the conveyor belt with M&M candies. The text says, "Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory." In the bottom panel, Eminem is standing in the place of the stick figure worker, near the conveyor belt with the same M&M candies.

Skill

Is it just me orrr

A woman with several lollipops in her mouth, stretching her lips outwards. The text overlay says: "When you're asked in your job interview if you have any special skills."

Cookie

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a blue tin of butter cookies with several cookies visible through a cutout. The bottom left panel shows the inside of the same tin with a few, mostly unwrapped candies and some other stuff. The top right panel shows a man with large, anime-style eyes looking happy and smiling. The bottom right panel shows the same man with large, anime-style eyes and tears coming down from the bottom. The product of Denmark is visible on the cookie tin.

Whip

A pack of Twizzlers is in the background and a whip-like object made of Twizzlers is in the foreground. Text on the image reads: "When you're feeling kinky but snacky."

Childhood

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Kid

Day 3

The image has text that reads "KID #420" and "FREE CANDY". Under the text, there's a picture of a guy with glasses and a beard, and a large pile of candy. To the right, the image shows Sid, a cartoon character with a big smile.

Zombie

Me:

The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

Rainbow

A four panel image from a cartoon. In the first panel, one man is saying to another "I'm starving". The second panel shows the second man holding a bag of skittles with the word "Skittles" written in a dynamic font above. The third panel shows the second man with three tongues coming out of his mouth, saying: "Let us taste the rainbow together". The last panel shows the man with a rainbow of light coming out of his mouth. He is saying: "Agreed!"

Monster

Jake this ine for you

A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

Ryan

ON BABY

A Toy Story scene showing Woody looking concerned with Buzz Lightyear next to him making a suspicious offer. Text overlay: "When Ryan asks a young child if they want some candy."

Foot

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

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