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Heroin Monkey

Still from a video with an orangutan working with a branch. Above the video, white text reads: "Me in my room with an empty Pringles can, 2 sponges, rubber bands, and a latex glove."

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of a group of friends is shown. In the center, a man in shorts appears to have a phallus, which is revealed by the meme's text to be a shoe. The text reads: "How one shoe can ruin a family photo."

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows a conversation where one person asks their mom for "Tucker Carlson", but the mom says they have Tucker Carlson at home. The bottom panel shows a person resembling Tucker Carlson with a banner that reads "CUCKER TARLSON", in the style of Fox News.

Heroin Monkey

A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads "Can you rate my butt pics?" The next two messages from the other party are "yes" and "Send." The first person responds with "Ok I'll send later." The other party responds with "okayyyy" and "I'm so excited I'm literally shaking."

Your local comrade

I can now cross it off my bucket list

The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".

Anonymous

when the bitch tryna start shit

Unimportant Intelligence

how fun

A man is skydiving. The text on the image reads: "Did you know? You can skydive without parachute but only once."

Unimportant Intelligence

It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."

countryhumans memes

so true

Two-panel comic. In the first panel, an exchange takes place where one character asks to copy the other's homework. The response is to make it look different so it's not obvious. The second panel shows a country ball on the left, and a country person on the right.

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Anonymous

Real tho

A blurry image of a raccoon on a road at night with the text: "Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second."

Anonymous

Wade must be the fucking healthiest one here

The image displays "WTF SEX FACTS#" in large, bold, red letters at the top, followed by the statement "Having sex once a week can improve your immune system by 30%."

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Comment if you can relate🤌

The meme shows two images. The first is an image of Michael Scott looking tense and the text "ME" above it. The second image is of a crying cat and the text "MY SISTER" above it. The text above both images says "Me: *Sneaking out with my sister* My sister: *Stubs her toe*"

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!

A person wearing a white coat and sunglasses with hearts on them is smiling at the viewer, holding a paper. The text overlay reads, "The Doctor with the C@ncer report:" and below the image, "GUYS PAPER CANT CHANGE MY FUTUR-...".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

real.

A man is wearing glasses with one lens that is fully black. Above the man is the text "Her: goo goo gaga"

MEME LORD

The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."

Anonymous

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. just a silly idea

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Heroin Monkey

Two comments from the same user. The first comment posted 1 day ago says, "can people stop begging for followers, it's cringe." The second comment posted 2 months ago says, "Follow me or you are gay."

MEME LORD

@BreezyCarter
Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs
up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I
squat down and lay the eggs like a hen
and hubby will eat them coated with my
juices →

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