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bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)

A low-angle shot of a person's face during a video call. The person is smiling and the angle is unflattering. Other participants are visible in the corner. The browser shows the kmeet.infomaniak.com URL.

Wade

Perfection

The image shows a stylized drawing of Deadpool with two pistols. In a speech bubble, he says, "Don't forget to wear your brown pants!". Above the image is the text "CALL OF DOODY" and "MERC OPS."

Blach66.1

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me all the time :

The image shows a yellow lightbulb character with a mustache and a box in its mouth, holding a pie. The text reads: "When your friends call you 'weird' and you have to act like you don't know what they mean."

Pankake

A white cat wearing a Santa hat and a red Santa jacket is looking at the camera with an annoyed expression. The text on the image reads: "Can I haz... 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?"

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon of Garfield. In the first panel, Jon proudly announces, "I made a lasagna Garfield!". In the second panel, there is a stack of lasagna on a plate and the text "Mhmm yeah looks good, huh?". The third panel shows hands touching the lasagna with the text "Oh god it's so warm and wet." The final panel shows Garfield with a surprised expression and the text "I should call Liz."

Jazzy💕

A woman is crying while holding a telephone receiver to her ear. The text above the image says, "Me calling my best friend when the smallest inconvenient thing happens to me."

Anonymous

What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay

A drawing of three faces with text "how to draw a man's face" at the top. Two faces are drawn in black ink, one with slightly open eyes and mouth, the other one with closed lips. The third face is drawn in red ink and has a furrowed brow.

Heroin Monkey

A glass with baked beans, a cocktail umbrella and a sausage as decoration. The text says: "Days like this call for a beana colada".

Thoughtless

A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Heroin Monkey

A Heinz ketchup bottle with Walter White's face on the label, a play on words of Heisenberg. A phone call interface is shown with the words "Heizenberg is calling...", with accept and decline icons.

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a tweet asking why Serbs deserve to be bombed by NATO. A reply references "Pearl Harbor." The meme includes a Wojak wearing a Serbian hat with tears and the phrase "wHaT diD WE do to gEt bOmBeD?" Next to it is a gigachad-style character holding a NATO flag with the words "Pearl Harbor."

Silly Sonka

Who to Call: Stonk Boi! (ft. Mr. Bankrupt, Thonk, and Mr. Troll

A group of figures is depicted in an office setting. At the forefront is the Stonk Boi character wearing sunglasses. To his right is a troll face with a red nose, and on his left, there's a figure with a red laser eye aiming a gun, along with a Santa hat wearing face. The text on the image says "LOAIYEAR" in a white box.

furry memes

A cartoon furry with a blushed face and a collar says that "Furry memes are totally normal!!!", but is also visibly excited to be called a good boy. The URL furryvsantifurry.comic.studio is at the bottom.

rapboat

Chat is this real??

A picture of Drake in a jacket with a circular inset image of Shaq. Text on the image reads "NEWS", "DRAKE CALLS OUT SHAQ TO A TICKLE FIGHT WITH NO CLOTHES ON" and "Betting odds are at Drake -250 & Shaq +175"

bloodgod

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a goofy expression looks up with his mouth open and tongue sticking out. The image is styled as a mobile phone call screen, with a green 'accept call' button on the left and a red 'end call' button on the right.

Anonymous

time for the furrys to unite

The image shows a furry meme with a blue furry character looking flustered. The text on the image reads: "Furry memes are totally normal!!!" "Me if you call me a good boy." At the bottom, it says, "literally the furry memes" and "furry memes be like: furryvsantifurry.comic.studio."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

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