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The image shows a screenshot with text at the top and a man with a shocked expression at the bottom. The text reads: "technically you can call a black guy the n word and I came up with this theory and it's called NROENB it's stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not Both. So my theory is that if black ppl call each other the n word then because they want Equality it means that Whites can call Blacks the n word Whites can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Whites the n word Blacks can call Blacks the n word. And Asians are somewhere in the middle."

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

When he shares screen on call

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

A glass with baked beans, a cocktail umbrella and a sausage as decoration. The text says: "Days like this call for a beana colada".

An image of a muscular saber-toothed cat saying: "Go ahead, call the cops. They cannot unshit your grandma's cremation urn."

Bethanywoodallen20

The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".

What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader

The image shows a group of simple stick figures. One figure in the center is slightly larger and has its arms outstretched, as if leading. Above them, in colorful letters, it says, "A Self Proclaimed Prophet".

Extended warranty-

A close up image of a cat looking directly at the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat is the text "Hello sir, We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty-". Below the cat image is the text "made with mematic".

If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨

A close-up image of a newborn baby with a scrunched-up face and mouth open, as if yelling or crying. The image also contains text that says, "My friend just had a baby.."

Who to Call: Stonk Boi! (ft. Mr. Bankrupt, Thonk, and Mr. Troll

A group of figures is depicted in an office setting. At the forefront is the Stonk Boi character wearing sunglasses. To his right is a troll face with a red nose, and on his left, there's a figure with a red laser eye aiming a gun, along with a Santa hat wearing face. The text on the image says "LOAIYEAR" in a white box.

I'm glad we in school now

The image shows a split screen of an online meeting. On the left, a teacher is visible in a video call, and on the right is a cartoon depiction of Patrick Star. The text on the image reads, "When you join class early and it's just you and your teacher in the call".

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

Maid Outfit

A comic panel with a character wearing a white outfit with a hood asking "YOU GONNA KILL ME, ZODIAC?" A figure in a black mask replies "KILL YOU?? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT IF I KILLED YOU?" The white character replies, "I'VE DIED BEFORE, AND... WAIT, THE WHAT?!" The masked character says "ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAT WAY. GOOD CALL!"

Shits about to go down

The image shows Batman standing in the rain with a large light projecting the bat signal. The text says "You know, shit's about to get real when Batman calls for Batman."

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)

A low-angle shot of a person's face during a video call. The person is smiling and the angle is unflattering. Other participants are visible in the corner. The browser shows the kmeet.infomaniak.com URL.

Perfection

The image shows a stylized drawing of Deadpool with two pistols. In a speech bubble, he says, "Don't forget to wear your brown pants!". Above the image is the text "CALL OF DOODY" and "MERC OPS."

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