But Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Dark Humor

A screenshot of a Reddit post titled "I just found out my brother killed himself" with a serious flair. The post text reads, "He texted me at 3 am today but I was asleep. If I just stayed up I could have done something. I feel responsible for this, I don't know why he would do this. I could have done something." A comment by user SuperPikaFan100 below the post says "you snooze you lose."

Hell

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

Friend

That do be me though

The image shows the torso of a person wearing a jacket. The text on the image reads: "we all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single".

Poop

A meme showing a character from Halo, a spartan in blue armor, saying "Wait, That's illegal". The text above the image reads "When you poop then wipe but nothings there".

Girl

A cartoon image of Gumball Watterson with a beard and glasses wearing a headset. Behind him, there are various pixelated toys and a sign for 'ACARI'. The text on the image says, "yea she might talk and look like a 5 year old girl, but she's actually a 5000 y/o dragon goddess."

Job

Work

The image shows a six-panel meme. The first panel says "life after college". The following panels show a back and forth between two men. The first man states: "I need a job." The second man replies: "You don't have experience." The first man then says: "But I need to work to get experience". The second man replies: "Then work." The first man says: "That's why I'm here", and the second man replies: "Experience". In the final panel, the first man throws a chair and says: "How am I gonna get experience without a work" while the second man replies: "Work."

Help

Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.

The image is a six-panel cartoon depicting a couple sitting at a desk with a laptop. In the first panel, the woman is asking the man for help. The man then helps her. Then the woman asks him to come closer again. Finally, the man hugs her while she is using her laptop. The text bubbles say: "CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?", "HERE... DONE!", "CAN YOU COME HERE AGAIN?" and "BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG."

Bear

Me everyday

A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com

Camera

Your not actually cute so shhhhh

A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."

Friendship

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

Shotgun

yes

The image shows a close-up of an anime character with yellow hair and pink cheeks looking down. The text above the character reads, "When you called shotgun but the kidnapper still put you in the trunk."

Milk

A skeleton is sitting on a bench. The text says, "ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET MILK. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK."

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Tech Support

The image is divided into two panels. In the first panel, a person with glasses and dark hair looks slightly annoyed and makes a thumbs up gesture. Below it the text "You just insulted my entire profession" is displayed. The second panel shows the same person looking like they are admitting a secret with the text "But yes." and a tiny URL on the right side which is "boredpanda.com".

Bed

Anakin Skywalker looks upset, with the text: "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

Robux

The image shows Rick Astley singing against a brick wall background. Below the video is a comment that reads "But link sayd free robux."

Speed

The ultimate speedrun

In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."

Body

A picture of Cristiano Ronaldo with a smug smile. Above him, there is text saying: "when my car gets stolen but realise the body in the trunk is not my problem anymore."

Friend

The image shows a person with blonde hair and a red tie with his hand up in a stop gesture. A blue button with the word 'WALL' is shown in the left corner.

Hall

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."