Burning memes

Fire

11 months ago

Shitpost-master general

A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Masturbation

3 years ago

roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn

A close-up of Shrek smiling with a slight smirk. He's green with red eyes, wearing a brown vest. The background shows blurry green trees and bright light.

Time

2 years ago

Morbintrap

A green, burned-looking character with glowing white eyes and sharp teeth wearing a green hoodie says "It's burning time."

Location

2 years ago

FNAF 3

The image is a two-panel comic with a cartoon dog in a hat sitting at a table with a mug. In the first panel, the background is on fire, and the text reads, "Fnaf 3 location". In the second panel, the dog has a big smile and says, "THIS IS FINE." The text "Springtrap" is also visible in the second panel.

Switch

8 months ago

Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.

Rage

2 years ago

fr though

A picture of a brown and black chihuahua with large eyes and a forced smile. The text in the image reads: "When there's a deep rage burning inside of you but you gotta act nice coz u at work."

Duck

1 year ago

A photo of a duck standing on the edge of a road. Text above the duck reads: "BECAUSE SOME DUCKS GONNA" and below it reads: "WATCH THE WHOLE WORLD BURN".

Dragon

1 year ago

The image depicts three cartoonish dragon characters with different expressions. They are labeled "Burn," "Blister," and "Blaze" respectively. The first two have serious facial expressions and the third dragon's expression is goofy with its tongue sticking out.

Driver

1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @smilingnodding. The post text reads: "Lyft driver is going double the speed limit, has a check engine light on, and is blasting Slipknot. I immediately took the wheel, crashed the car, and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD. #deathtoallposers"

Jokes

Tendency

7 years ago

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

Fire

8 years ago

Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.

A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.

Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"

Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

Helen Keller

6 years ago

Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?

Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

Burning jokes