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Heroin Monkey

Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.

YumMan

Explain Bear i hate you

The image is a comic strip. In the first panel, a group sits around a table and one says, "How do we get rid of Explain Bear?" The second panel shows three responses: "Burn him", "Eat him", and "We don't." The final panel shows the "We don't" guy smirking while someone is thrown out of a building window.

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A grainy black and white image shows a crowd of people watching a screen. The screen displays a close-up of a person's face. Above the screen, white text reads: "Blue fire is not actually cold and it will burn you."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."

DIANEE

The image depicts three cartoonish dragon characters with different expressions. They are labeled "Burn," "Blister," and "Blaze" respectively. The first two have serious facial expressions and the third dragon's expression is goofy with its tongue sticking out.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo of a duck standing on the edge of a road. Text above the duck reads: "BECAUSE SOME DUCKS GONNA" and below it reads: "WATCH THE WHOLE WORLD BURN".

tabs1528

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

MEME LORD

16:50
Burning the lgbt flag cause i fucking hate
faggots
Preston 703K views 12 hours ago

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

Anonymous

wtf is this wifi

The image shows a wifi connection bar with the text "It Burns When IP" to the left of it.

Heroin Monkey

@smilingnodding
lyft driver is going double the speed
limit has a check engine light on and is
blasting slipknot. I immediatly took the wheel,
crashed the car and burned it down along with the Slipknot CD
#deathtoallposers
3:19 AM 2022-03-21 Twitter for iPhone
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Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.

синий напиток

🅱️haq

The image shows Shaq holding an Icy Hot package with a text that reads: "Shaq uses IcyHot to freeze his mortal enemies and later burn them to ash."

M3ME G0D

Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."

Wade

FNAF 3

The image is a two-panel comic with a cartoon dog in a hat sitting at a table with a mug. In the first panel, the background is on fire, and the text reads, "Fnaf 3 location". In the second panel, the dog has a big smile and says, "THIS IS FINE." The text "Springtrap" is also visible in the second panel.

Wade

Morbintrap

A green, burned-looking character with glowing white eyes and sharp teeth wearing a green hoodie says "It's burning time."

DoubleDownCheeks

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

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fr though

A picture of a brown and black chihuahua with large eyes and a forced smile. The text in the image reads: "When there's a deep rage burning inside of you but you gotta act nice coz u at work."

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