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Heroin Monkey

A man with long brown hair and a beard stands in front of a shelf of cigarettes. The text overlay reads, "A bad boss with a good job is better than a job boss with good bad because down the line opportunities don't them but you create happen."

Vaal

Im the boss

A cartoon character with a bird-like beak and a top hat is photoshopped onto a person in a suit. The figure is sitting on a desk in front of several computer monitors.

Face mcshooty

why the fuck is steam there ????

The image displays a list of company logos under the heading "THESE COMPANIES TEST ON ANIMALS", accompanied by the upper part of a dog's head. The listed companies include 3M, 409, Aquafresh, ACUVUE, Aveeno, Almay, Air Wick, AXE, Avon, BOSS, Purina, Bic, Coppertone, Band-Aid, Colgate, Maybelline, Doury, Dove, Gillette, ChapStick, Covergirl, Glad, Kleenex, Crest, Diesel, L'Oreal, Listerine, Olay, Pantene, P&G, and Ivory.

Adolf kitler

A two-panel image shows a cat sitting in front of a computer with the text "When your cat messages your boss..." The second panel shows a chat with a string of random characters and the message "Absolutely. Smartest thing you've ever said."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a green frog asks a woman with glasses, "Mom, can you give me money to buy Benadryl?" The woman asks in the second panel, "To help you with your sleep?" The third panel shows a close-up of the frog saying, "Yeeees." The fourth panel shows the frog next to a Benadryl package and the text, "Actually takes 700mg like a boss." The bottom panel shows the frog with dark text that says, "deliriant psychosis time". A dark silhouetted figure is on the right.

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a flow chart titled "Marvel Viewing Order." It includes a mix of Marvel movies and other films, shows, and people, including Captain America, Captain Marvel, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Chicken Run, Age of Empires IV, How I Met Your Mother, Boss Baby, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Summer Heights High, Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues, The Cat in the Hat, Ted Cruz, and Avengers Endgame.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝔂𝔂

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a person lying in a hospital bed with tubes in his nose. The text above him reads: "When your boss asks for proof you're in hospital." The right panel shows the character Baby Yoda. Above him the text reads: "Boss: You should've been here at 8. Me: Why, what happened at 8?"

DAP ME UP

The image shows a man with a slight frown, holding a drink, and standing in front of the McDonald's golden arches. Above the man, the text says: "Ohio Final Boss vs Grimace."

Wade

Zamboni

The image is a panel of six frames. In the first frame, a man is on his hands and knees laughing, with a Zamboni in the background. The second frame shows Deadpool saying, "You're about to be killed by a zamboni." The third frame is a close-up of the man. The fourth frame is Deadpool saying "Tell me where your fucking boss is!" The fifth frame shows a large, empty seating area. The last frame shows an ice rink with the caption "...in five minutes."

LoserIsPro

A baby with wide eyes and a slightly worried expression. The text says, "That moment when you see your boss on the golf course after calling in sick."

ohio nugget

lol so true

A man with a nasal cannula is lying down, with the text "WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK" above him and "AND YOUR BOSS WANTS PROOF" below him.

NICE GIRL

WTH

A picture shows a baby trying to sneak out of work. Text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN."

NICE GIRL

WTF

A baby with wide eyes and a concerned expression is pictured. The text on the image reads, "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE YOUR BOSS ON THE GOLF COURSE AFTER CALLING IN SICK."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

A character from Hollow Knight stands in front of a large, menacing creature. A question mark floats above the smaller character's head.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

Four cartoonish creatures from the game Hollow Knight, each with a distinct shape and color. The text above them reads, "the four absolute units of the apocalypse."

Jimmys mom😉

swim like a boss

A baby sitting in a sink with water running from the faucet. The text on the image says "Featured on Tots and Giggles.com. Wonderslist. Most Funny Images Ever You Seen."

Anonymous

thor

A picture of Thor wearing pink clothing and accessories, with a pink glittery hammer, and text that reads: "Men: No girl will ever boss me around. Men after having daughters:"