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Heroin Monkey

A white dog with a bald eagle's head sits on grass.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon shows Big Bird, holding a camera, taking pictures of an ostrich in an enclosure. Below the image, text reads: "Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority." There is a sign in the ostrich enclosure that reads: "THE TALLEST BIRD IN THE WORLD".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

The Unknown King of Moderation

Only some understand this meme

The image shows a room with a bed, desk, wardrobe, and several windows. A large plush cow toy sits on the floor, and a small bird toy is perched on the cow's head.

Wade

The image shows a four-panel progression. In the first panel, a person holds up a pair of white underwear. In the second panel, the person is using the underwear as a mask. The third panel shows the mask adjusted into a more recognizable shape. In the last panel, a realistic plague doctor mask has been constructed based on the underwear mask.

MrBreadHead

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unsolicited duck pic

A white duck with a yellow bill is standing on a green grassy area. There are some green plants and small purple flowers in the background.

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rip my bird he died :(

A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.

GG Miller

Spiderman is holding a slingshot and saying: "I got this shit. I play Angry Birds." He seems confident. The background shows a window with a person doing laundry.

Toast ツ

A cute, stylized penguin with an orange cheek patch and white belly is surrounded by yellow stars and diamond shapes, all against a black background.

the taste of mommy's milk

The left side of the image shows a blue cartoon bird crying with a speech bubble that says, "I WAS FIRED". Behind the bird are several moving boxes, and in front of him is a sign with an X on it and what looks like an electronic tablet with a graph on its screen. The right side shows a stick figure of a man with a stern expression. The text says "C'mon, Make Money" and below the man's stick, a sign with the letter X. @FresaFluffyFox/Twitter @DamnDanielYaFly/Twitter.

Markgeraldnasol

Go team Sky

The image shows eight different cartoon birds with labels, "Why not use regional birds? We got:" The birds are labeled: "THE OG ONE", "NIGHT BIRB", "SPEEDSTER", "THE NAME 'STAR'", "JUST A BIRB", "EL FALCON", "IM THE BIGGEST BEAK", "SEAGULL", and "IM THE BIGGEST BIRD".

King bob

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Chaotic-chaos

Cock pic

A close-up shot of a rooster with colorful feathers in a field.

Cahyani Ambara

My cousin be like :

The image is divided into two parts. The top part shows a cartoon character with a friendly face and an open mouth as if singing. The caption reads "How I think I sing". The lower part shows another cartoon character, a bird with its beak open, looking like it is screeching. The caption reads "How I actually sing".

GG Miller

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Aurdree be like:

A red Angry Bird surrounded by other Angry Birds in different colors in front of a destroyed brick wall with the text "ANGRY BIRDS" below.

Abbie

Online working be like:

The image shows a split screen. The top half shows a man during a video call, wearing a shirt and tie. The bottom half shows the same man in a hot tub wearing a shirt and tie and swim trunks, with various objects around him.

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