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Woman

A four-panel cartoon shows a father talking to his son in the first panel, saying "...and under no circumstance should you ever hit a woman." The second panel shows the son, now an adult, sitting on a bed with a woman in front of him on all fours and saying "Spank me, Kenny." The third panel shows Kenny saying "No." The fourth panel shows the father behind Kenny saying "I'm proud of you, son."

Breakfast

A cat wrapped in a blanket looking grumpy with the text 'MORNING! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?'

Meme

A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."

Corpse

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man working on a waterbed with the text "LIFE HACK: If you fuck a corpse on a waterbed, it feels like they are participating. You're welcome." The second panel shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking disgusted.

Meme

Only some understand this meme

The image shows a room with a bed, desk, wardrobe, and several windows. A large plush cow toy sits on the floor, and a small bird toy is perched on the cow's head.

Cat

A black cat sits on the chest of a skeleton lying in a bed. The text on the image says, "When you're dead, but your cat is still bothering you for food:".

Body

Drake and Kendrick Lamar are pictured standing close together, with an overlaying text that reads: "If they weren't beefin and had to share the same bed would they explore each other's bodies? I say yes."

Kiss

A meme featuring Snape and Bellatrix from Harry Potter. Bellatrix is saying "Snape, I'm amazing in bed. Care to find out?" and Snape is replying, "Bellatrix, I'd rather kiss a Dementor."

Rebellion

REBEL!!!!!

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a man standing next to a sign that shows several things that are not allowed, like smoking, drinking, and using electronic devices. The text above him reads "TAKE THAT" and below, "SOCIETY!". The right panel shows a baby with a defiant expression. The text above it reads "TOOK THE 'DO NOT REMOVE' STICKER OFF MY MATTRESS" and below, "DIDN'T GET FINED".

Magic

A photo of a bed with two pillows with the face of young Sheldon Cooper. In front of it is a picture of young Sheldon raising a finger. The text says: "This is where the magic happens. #bazinga"

Plushie

A bedroom featuring a white bed with a black and white checkered sheet. On the bed, there are five plushies from the "Five Nights at Freddy's" video game series. A large print of Freddy Fazbear's head is on the comforter. The text overlay says, "LADIES, ONE AT A TIME".

Wine

OOp -_- fr

A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."

Dog

A close-up of a dog lying on a bed with its head upside down. The dog is looking directly at the viewer with a slightly goofy expression, showing its teeth. The text on the image reads: "HUMAN, ARE YOU AWAKE? OK THEN, I WILL JUST LAY HERE AND LOOK AT YOU."

School

That’s my little Draco!

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, Hermione looks surprised and the text says, "I'M GOING TO BED". In the second panel, Draco smiles mischievously. The text on the second panel says, "CAN I SLYTHERIN?". In the third panel, Hermione looks annoyed, and Harry also appears to be looking annoyed.

Picture

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

Toaster

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Cat

Cat girl weight gain

The image shows a series of five cartoon drawings of a female cat character. The first one on the upper left is a slender cat in a business outfit with a skirt. The second on the top middle is a bit chubby and is wearing a pink hoodie and grey pants and has her arms up. The third drawing is on the top right and the cat is chubbier wearing a black outfit. The fourth in the middle of the image is even bigger lying on a sofa eating cookies. The last one on the bottom is on a bed eating even more treats.

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