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A digitally rendered image shows a horse-headed figure sitting on a toilet with a newspaper in hand. The figure has a human body and large feet, and is positioned on a toilet seat on what appears to be a street or pathway. Pink flowered trees are in the background.

TaylorSwiftBoat

Three men stand in front of a sign that says, "You must 21 years to enter". The text on the image says, "I stand up when I piss (On God)". The text below the image says "21 Savage, Offset & Metro Boomin, 'Still Serving'" and "Genius" on the bottom right.

DIANEE

WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

Why should you care

OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

Heroin Monkey

The first tweet asks "can i take pics in ur bathroom?" and shows two pictures of a woman posing in a nice bathroom. The second tweet states "I do not recommend" and shows a picture of a very dirty and run-down bathroom.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

CrackedRuby_alt

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Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a toilet with an open seat and a roll of toilet paper on the floor. Above the toilet is a sign with a stick figure diving, with a line through it. Below this scene is a picture of a man looking bewildered with the text "What the hell happened here?"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a muscular man is shown in a bathroom mirror. The image is a thumbnail in what appears to be a car advertisement, which shows a 2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette listed for $12500 in Cordova. The text at the top reads "2001 C5 Chevrolet Corvette - $12500 (Cordova)" and the text in the lower right corner reads "image 15 of 15". Below are thumbnails of a blue sports car.

DaRey1Cray

A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".

Nintendo Fan

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows a man in a spacesuit with a space helmet in hand, standing in front of a moon background. Above him, it says 'Went to the moon.' Below him it says 'Took 5 photos'. The right panel shows a woman in a light dress taking a selfie in a bathroom. Above her it says 'Went to the bathroom'. Below her, it says 'Took 105 photos'.

Gummibääääär

Bruh

A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.

Adolf Nigler

When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."

Heroin Monkey

A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."

Heroin Monkey

A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."

Heroin Monkey

A very dirty and damaged toilet is shown for sale. The text reads: "Used and abused toilet $15 Listed over a week ago in Buffalo, MN."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

Heroin Monkey

A person with short dark hair is sitting on a public toilet in a public bathroom with their head down.

Heroin Monkey

A muddy bulldog lying in a puddle of mud. The text reads: "POV me in the toilet after bro forgets to flush. 🥰"

Anonymous

XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."

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