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Photo

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago
  • The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows a man in a spacesuit with a space helmet in hand, standing in front of a moon background. Above him, it says 'Went to the moon.' Below him it says 'Took 5 photos'. The right panel shows a woman in a light dress taking a selfie in a bathroom. Above her it says 'Went to the bathroom'. Below her, it says 'Took 105 photos'.
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    Climbing

    Gummy gummy gummy bear · 1 year ago
  • Bruh

    A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.
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  • Hand

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom...

    A man with a shocked expression and hands up to his head in front of a blue background. The text on the image reads: "When someone asks why we wash hands AFTER the bathroom..."
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    Guy

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."
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  • Toilet Paper

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."
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    Toilet

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A very dirty and damaged toilet is shown for sale. The text reads: "Used and abused toilet $15 Listed over a week ago in Buffalo, MN."
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  • Diarrhea

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".
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    Toilet

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A person with short dark hair is sitting on a public toilet in a public bathroom with their head down.
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  • Flush

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A muddy bulldog lying in a puddle of mud. The text reads: "POV me in the toilet after bro forgets to flush. 🥰"
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    Gender

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

    The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."
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  • Toilet

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A man with gray hair and a long neck emerges from a toilet bowl.
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    Aim

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • where do you aim

    A top-down view of a toilet bowl with a grid overlaid on it. The grid is labeled with letters A-J along the top and numbers 1-10 along the left.
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  • Towel

    Cupツ · 2 years ago
  • my friend tbh

    A person in a white shirt and a blue scarf waving their wet hands around to dry them, with the text: "When you need to dry your hands and there aren't any towels left."
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    Sleep

    arsonisfun · 2 years ago
  • the struggle is real

    A yellow emoji face with a concerned expression is displayed against a dark background. The text "too tired to piss, too full of piss to sleep" is overlaid on the image in white text.
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  • Shower

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • A person covered in white shaving cream or soap stares forward in front of a window. The caption reads "when you in the shower and the lights flicker".
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    Snitch

    Yourgirl_gabby13! · 2 years ago
  • THey do be tryna snitch tho

    The image shows a conversation between a student and their classmate. The classmate curses, and the student threatens to tell the teacher. The classmate begs them not to, and the student instead raises their hand to go to the bathroom. Next to the text is a close-up of a cartoon face with a devious look.
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  • Eye

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • A man with an afro and a beard is looking to the side with a wide eye and an open mouth. Above the picture is the text: "When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you."
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    Student

    Nateツ · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a student asking a teacher if they can use the bathroom. The teacher's response is, 'I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU?' A picture of a man with a smirk accompanies the text.
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  • Object

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A blue Among Us character-shaped object with a tube of toothpaste coming out of its bottom. The text on the image says: "We are Not the same"
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    Bathroom

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • 1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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