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Heroin Monkey

The image shows text stating "I ran out of condoms and lube. But, no worries, I've got back up." Above the "But, no worries" line, there is an image of lube and condoms, and below it, there are images of Ziploc bags, rubber bands, and WD-40.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Adolf kitler

des get back on DND beyond

A cat dressed in a suit sits at a table, looking to the side and holding a newspaper and a teacup, with the text "I should buy a boat."

Chriss

As the strongest curse, Jogot fought the frog, the king of curses. He began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear.

The image shows a grid of 6 different panels each containing a drawing of an anime character with a label below. The panels are labeled "CHINESE SORCERER", "JOGOAT", "SUPER-SENIOR GOJO", "FEMBOY FARMER", "FRAUDKUNA", "GLAZER", "POTENTIAL MAN", and "GOY JO".

Wade

Because he’s Batman..

The image shows a multi-panel image of Batman. The top panel is in black and white and says "We all broke the Batman". The next six panels shows characters that are labelled mind, senses, spirit, hope, body and heart. The final panel shows Batman and says "And he kept coming back."

ur mommy

alex

The image shows a woman in three different frames. The first frame shows her with a tear on her face, the second frame shows her looking up and touching her eye, and the third frame shows her smiling. The text above the images reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Wade

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Chexers

A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."

Anonymous

I ALMOST Got My Kids Back!
CJ SO COOL 390K views 1 month ago

AG

A chimpanzee with a comical expression and wide open mouth. The text says: "Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there."

Ness Plays

Troo, truer than ur dad coming back with dat milk

A group of six figures stand in a row. The faces are replaced with different meme characters, including Mike Wazowski, a Trollface, the Stonks meme face, Elmo, an Animal Crossing character, and Kermit. Below them in the foreground, there is a picture of a sad kitten. Above the figures it says "F*CK MY HATERS" and below the figures it says "ALL MY HOMIES HATE MY HATERS."

i love cheeks and toes bruh

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

Anonymous

Back
Bae
Today 11:17 AM
Babe close your eyes
What do you see?
Babe?
Do you see anything?
Babe?
Hello?
Contact
Okay

Jazzy💕

Replying to @GreysABC
straight line:
dash line:
iconic line:
I go a little dark and twisty...but then I come back.
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4:13 PM 9 Mar 2019

Just Blach

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Wade

He always comes back

An image shows a hand holding an Uno card that says "finally die OR draw 25". Next to it, a person with the head of Springtrap (a character from Five Nights at Freddy's) is sitting at a table with a deck of cards and a Sprite can. The person is wearing black sunglasses.

Anonymous

Goober cat

My friend's cat lost his eye in.
a fight a while back. so he
gave him a false one to give
his confidence a little boost

Diddlemethis

Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.

A screencap from the movie "Bad Boys" with Will Smith yelling.

Seb

See you, SaH.

A still from the movie "The Terminator" showing the Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) with sunglasses, looking back with the text "I'LL BE BACK" overlaid.

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