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Seb

See you, SaH.

A still from the movie "The Terminator" showing the Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) with sunglasses, looking back with the text "I'LL BE BACK" overlaid.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The top panel has a person standing between two anthropomorphic wolf-like characters. Text reads, "Throw me to wolves and I'll come back as a father.". Below this is a "0%" graphic, followed by a second panel showing Palpatine with the text "I love democracy." There is also a 'made with mematic' watermark in the bottom left.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a muscular man with a beard above an image that lists a schedule including waking up, masturbating, saying "Gm" in the group chat, being ignored, and stating he will kill himself.

Anonymous

Goober cat

A three-panel image of a black cat. The first panel shows the cat with one normal eye and one large googly eye. The second panel shows the cat looking nervously at a hand reaching down to pet it. The third panel shows the cat looking cautiously around.

BellaTrix

A four panel image featuring different characters whipping their hair. The text reads "I whip my hair back and forth" for the first three panels and "ALL OF YOU STOP THAT!" in the last panel.

Anonymous

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.

MEME LORD

A yellow emoji with wide eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, and a large, open mouth is holding a fist to its mouth. The text above reads, "Love, that's not the coughing emoji. Edited to add: as of this morning (1st April), Tanunda is now doing a drive through. You can just explain your symptoms, and drive through and get tested - no appointment needed for this. As for the walk in clinic at the back of the hospital - this is STILL operating and STILL requires you to make an appointment. Thanks everyone! Hi everyone. A member wanted me to update you on the Corona Virus Health Testing Station set up at Tanunda Hospital. Please don't just roll up, as y..."

Anonymous

A cartoon image shows Stewie Griffin in a hospital bed with an open mouth, looking as if he is yelling. The text on the image reads: "When you tell BAE to leave you alone and BAE actually leaves you alone. Get back in here and love me!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.

Heroin Monkey

A sailing ship at sea with the text "We're so back" above it. Underneath is a news snippet from CNN that reads, "Giant kites could pull cargo ships across the ocean - and slash their carbon emissions".

Heroin Monkey

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Heroin Monkey

The top image shows a bird's-eye view of a group of people sitting around a large circular table. The text overlay says, "Americans holding a presidential election every 4 years since 1788". The bottom image shows a chaotic scene of people fighting and tumbling. The text overlay says, "France going from monarchy to directory to consul to emperor back to monarchy to republic back to emperor to three more different republics in the same time."

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A meme featuring a screenshot of a chat where one person expresses their affection for different social media platforms before stating "I like you." The other person responds negatively, leading the first person to retract their statement, claiming it was about YouTube. This is juxtaposed with an image of a Wojak, representing the feeling of rejection.

Wade

Lil Downs, King is Back, and Big B in a nutshell

A muscular, brown-skinned character with a beard and gold hoop earring is yelling with one arm raised. The text above his head says "DICK" and the text below him says "RIDAAAAA".

sh20raj

Op

A screenshot of a Google search result with two cards. The first card shows a man with a mustache and a kind smile. The text says: "Meet man, an Indian genius, whose book is read by all IIT, NIT, IIIT students, he is from...". The second card shows a picture of a cricket player with the text: "KL Rahul back in India, set for IPL 2024 return and 'in line' for T20 World Cup".

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

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