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Anonymous

Who are you?

The image shows six figures labeled #1 to #6. The first figure is labeled 'shy', the second 'clown?', the third 'chill', the fourth 'special', the fifth 'cry baby', and the sixth figure has the label 'Actually fucking phyco to the point where you look like you are on drugs'. Each figure is different: The second figure has a colorful hat and the fifth has tears.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a muscular man standing over a woman in a hospital bed. The man is saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?" Below, the text reads, "GO FIND IT".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man with a slightly confused expression and a meme text above him that says: "When you accidentally eat the sleep and but the baby to pizza."

Heroin Monkey

bro wtf is tihs ad

A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"

Wade

A woman with long dreadlocks and a colorful hat is pictured. The text over her reads: "Claims unborn babies are just parasites, which gives mothers the right to kill them. Doesn't realize that makes her an overgrown parasite."

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

Heroin Monkey

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

mal

A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

Yuri

Me

A red fox animatronic figure with a gun stands in a dimly lit room, flanked by two other animatronics. The text on the image reads: "Me after hearing a baby cry during the fnaf movie."

Wade

The image shows a two-panel scene. In the first panel, a man with a Deadpool mask is impaled by a sword. The text "OH NO!" is present. In the second panel, a baby with a Deadpool mask is shown. The text says "ANYWAY". There is a crowd of blurry figures in the background.

imshorttehe

If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨

A close-up image of a newborn baby with a scrunched-up face and mouth open, as if yelling or crying. The image also contains text that says, "My friend just had a baby.."

M3ME G0D

The image consists of two side-by-side images. The left image shows the sun baby from the Teletubbies show. The right image shows a woman sitting outside with a young child on her lap. The text in the image states "The teletubbies sun baby has a baby." and "We've been alive for too long".

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

oogachaka baby

A 3D animated baby is dancing against a black background. The baby is wearing a diaper and has a blank expression.

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rip my bird he died :(

A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.

Cricket Green

Me

A four-panel cartoon shows a baby wrapped in orange cloth. In the first panel, the baby is yelling. In the second panel, the baby's mother is holding the baby and saying 'Here it comes!'. In the third panel, the baby, now wearing sunglasses and holding two guns, says 'Tickle my pickle, mami'. In the fourth panel, the mother says 'Oh no' and looks scared. Text in the panels says, 'AHHH...', 'HERE IT COMES!', 'TICKLE MY PICKLE, MAMI', 'OH NO'.

Cricket Green

Good song

A black and white image of an angry-looking baby with text on top and bottom of the image that reads "CAN YOU FEEL MY" on the top and "HEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" at the bottom.

Wade

Skeletor makes an oopsie

Skeletor looks distressed, holding his head in his hands. The text reads: "Oh crap...I left the baby on top of the car. It wasn't even my car, or my baby."

M3ME G0D

A man in a dark shirt and baseball cap is seen with his face near a wall, appearing to be on the phone. The text above him reads, "You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"

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