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Cereal

24 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
An image parodying the Fruity Pebbles cereal box. The cartoon characters Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble are visible at the bottom. The text on the box, which originally reads Fruity Pebbles, has been altered to read 'FRUITY ASS NIGGA'.
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  • Flag

    23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of an online forum conversation. The first comment asks how Slovenia and Slovakia are different, pointing out similar flags and names. The second comment replies with a vulgar analogy, asking how the first user's face and ass are different, claiming they look the same and have similar crude functions.
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  • Shit

    14 views · R3Y · 1 year ago
    A man is shown in a close up shot with a headline, "Something Bit My Ass cheek While Taking a Shit" and the user name of "EatDatPussy445" with a view count of "403 views" and "11 minutes ago".
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  • Sex

    21 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"
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  • Thumb

    1 view · Neptune ♆ · 1 year ago
    A distorted image of a brown bear-like animatronic holding a microphone. The text “My thumb in your ass” is overlaid on the left.
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  • Anatidaephobia

    23 views · Neptune ♆ · 1 year ago

    Anatidaephobia

    The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."
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  • Babe

    24 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."
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  • Phone

    35 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    A dark, stylized CGI character with pale skin, dark hair, and glowing green eyes looks intensely at the viewer. The text overlaid on the image reads, 'When bro calls me so I put my phone in vibration mode and shove it up my ass.'
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  • Ring

    16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.
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  • Horror game

    189 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The meme shows a text overlay on a dark, blurry image. The top text sets up the scene: a horror game where a friend says, "it isn't a trap bro just follow me." The bottom part of the meme displays a building sign that reads, "evil ass rape building," representing the dangerous location the friend is leading them to.
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  • Man

    50 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."
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    Anatidaephobia

    1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    The image shows a definition of "Anatidaephobia" which is "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." It adds that Jimmy has anatidaephobia. Under the text is an image of a white duck which is smiling. Under the image are the words "Your ass is mine, Jimmy."
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  • Text message

    3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message, sent on Saturday at 10:25 PM, reads "Wyd baby girl" with heart eyes emoji. The second message, sent today at 8:02 AM, reads "I want your lil autistic ass to be mine" with a winky face emoji. The third message reads "Wyd today."
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  • Puppet

    8 views · Willy b · 1 year ago
    A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."
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  • Pokemon card

    26 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
    A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.
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  • Head

    9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.
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  • Product

    1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A selfie of Phil Swift holding a can of Flex Seal with the caption "boutta flex seal my ass."
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  • Dog

    1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

    CAKED ASS

    A photo shows the backside of a dog, revealing its large hindquarters. The image contains the text "what kind of dog is this @genius_dogs. Follow, 12:57 AM - May 21, 2022, 5.3K, boredpanda.com".
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  • Insult

    6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."
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  • Robbery

    34 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. In the first message, the sender says, "You a pussy ass nigga." The recipient replies, "Who is this?" The sender responds, "The nigga you robbed." The recipient claims it's the "wrong number". The sender says "Get that nigga cuh" and the recipient says "I'm trying."
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