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Anonymous

some of yalls kids got some BIG ass
heads
3:40 PM - 12/25/21 - Twitter for iPhone
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Replying to @sneerid
my lil cousin head is CRAZY ngl
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nigga coulda worded this way better
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Anonymous

FLE
SEA
boutta flex seal my ass

Anonymous

CAKED ASS

what kind of dog is this
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Anonymous

TOMIC Da
Just now
Listen here you toe-eyed
cabbage, i wasnt born into this
world so your fat ass could
choke out low level insults at
me. I hope you stub your toe in
the dark and have to crawl
around your bedroom at
3:47am in horrific pain after
going to the kitchen for a
midnight snack of cheese and
crackers you absolute gormless
minger
sorry

Anonymous

Text Message
Today 1:54 AM
You a pussy ass nigga
Who is this?
The nigga you robbed
lon do those things wrong
number
Sorry
I'm trying
Get that nigga cuh

Anonymous

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WILLIAM
Counseling Commons
Hello Fucktard
you smell like cat shit
kill yourself
Have a ass week and as always Go Chiefs
Dr.
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who hurt the principle
dawg
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@antimxttr

MEME LORD

im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin
bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck
everything up
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OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN
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MEME LORD

Three cartoon characters are standing side-by-side. The character on the left is a raccoon wearing a grey hoodie with "THRASHER" printed on it. The character in the center is a blue jay wearing an orange shirt with a large white Nike swoosh. The character on the right is a ghost wearing a light blue sweatshirt with "supreme" printed on it. All three are wearing pants, and the text reads: "EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHT I KEEP MY ASS UNWIPED."

MEME LORD

A cartoon character with an angry face is yelling. The text says "me yelling uno with 16 cards up my ass".

Anonymous

A drawing shows two people. One person, wrapped in bandages, is standing. The other one is crouched in a corner looking sad. The text above them says: this isn't a disrespectful question btw. if you're catholic you believe Christ was fully human, fully divine. To deny that he had sexual temptations implies that he wasn't fully human, making you a blasphemer (punishable by excommunication for most of history) now answer: boobs. or ass.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cat looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Text at the top reads, "Get your big ass ears out of the caption! IDOT". At the bottom is a TikTok username.

RapBoat

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want to get fucked in the ass
J. COLE "VILLUMINATI"
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MADE WITH THE GENIUS APP
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wantabigtiddygothgf. 41m
"If you wanna get fucked in the ass that's between
you and whoever else's dick it is" don't never
fucking disrespect Cole like this trynna take shit out
of context. Gay ass Nigga stupid bitch delete this
fucking shit post
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Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

shaylie lol

my high ass thought this old lady was
a muppet

Toast ツ

Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
Cat memes
Now I'm angry and erect...

M3ME G0D

3 year old me on the toilet
waiting for my mom to
wipe my ass

urfavvirgo

A man, Robert Downey Jr., with his eyes closed, his hand on his chest, and wearing a grey suit, expresses visible exasperation. The text above him reads: "when amys pathetic ass says 'gtg'".

Wade

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

Wade

My ass in your thumb

The image shows Freddy from Five Nights at Freddy's, but his body is composed of repeating sections of eyes, mouth, and torso. The text 'My thumb in your ass' is overlaid on the left side of the image.

Wade

That’s crazy

The image depicts Freddy Fazbear, a bear-like animatronic character with multiple eyes, next to text that reads: "I shoved my ass into a blender."

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