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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a message conversation. The first message says 'Hi Dexter is dead' and the time is shown as 10:10. The second message says 'Hi Dexter is ready now!! Sorry stupid auto correct' and the time is shown as 10:11. Below the messages there is a picture of a dog on a leash.

Heroin Monkey

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

SlothyMemes

Guys I cant see him

A sloth is lying on the ground with its head towards the viewer. Above the sloth, the words "ninja sloth" are written in a black box. Below the sloth, the phrase "shhhhh you don't see me" is visible.

SlothyMemes

Guys watch out

An image shows a sloth walking on a paved road, with the text "on my way to steal yo girl" overlaid on the bottom of the image.

Pankake

A yellow road sign with a silhouette of a chicken is shown, and beneath it, in a real world scene, stands a black chicken. The text above the image reads, "My dad sent me a picture this morning and said 'it finally happened'".

Pankake

I chooose the fist birrd <3

The image is a four-panel grid. Each panel features a different bird. Top left shows a grey parrot with a yellow face. Top right shows a yellow cockatiel. The bottom left image is a watermelon carved to look like a turtle. The bottom right image is a white bird with a knife in its beak. The text overlay at the top says "Choose your fighter".

Pankake

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

Pankake

The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a chicken's face staring directly at the camera, with trees and a sky visible in the blurry background.

Pankake

A cockatiel sitting on a toy tank, with the text "Peace was never an option" written below the tank.

LtPancakes98

guys, my cat is a communist check yours for signs right away

A drawing of a cat wearing a hat and collar reminiscent of communist propaganda. The text on the image reads: "So, you think your cat's a communist."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A close up shot of a white duck being pet on the head by a person with the text "may I interrupt your scrolling with a nice duck".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A duck is floating on water. The text above it says: "I am better than you." The text below it says: "I can walk, I can fly, and my body is a boat also."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck stands on a wooden deck. The text overlaid on the image reads, "Mess with the quack, You get attack."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A photo shows several white ducks standing on a green grass field. The text on the image says: "Quick animal fact #38. Less than 5% of ducks have attempted world domination."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A large flock of white ducks is walking on a road. The text above the image reads "SUDDENLY..." and below the image it says "DUCKS!!!!".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A white duck is wearing big, round, white sunglasses. The text says 'why you should have a duck'.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Like for bonuses if you are following me and you have the best explanation

A man covered in mud is carrying a muddy dog on his shoulders. The dog has something in its mouth. The text overlay says, "Here's a story that needs to be told...."

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