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Ketchup

A first-person perspective of a person holding a sandwich made of white bread, ketchup, and cigarette butts. The photo is taken over a toilet, where one of the person's feet, wearing a sock and a slide, is submerged in the toilet bowl. A caption at the bottom reads: 'y'all already know wtf going on'. A watermark for @NEXUSHH is visible on the person's footwear.

Robbery

Changing one’s life looks like…

A close-up selfie of a Black man wearing a grey baseball cap and a light blue shirt. He has vitiligo, a skin condition causing white patches, notably around his left eye and cheek. Text above him reads: "He stopped robbing for 3 days and is already seeing Results".

Gamer

A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"

Story

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Confusion

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Gay

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person, labeled "Pookie Bear," tells the other, labeled "Me," to have a good night's sleep and sends heart emojis. The second person responds in kind. After a few more emojis, the second person asks if Pookie Bear is coming to school tomorrow, to which Pookie Bear replies, "Nigga, this is so gay, give my $10 already."

Name

A still from a film with a man looking slightly perplexed above the text "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color."

Autumn

When you do not touch grass :

Two salt shakers are sitting on lounge chairs. One asks the other if they know it is autumn. The other salt shaker is surprised, saying "Wh--" In the bottom panel, the salt shaker's eyes are glowing red, and it asks, "IT'S AUTUMN ALREADY!?"

Curry

We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

A mugshot-style image features a person with dark hair and brown skin, accompanied by text that reads, "Come to the brown side... We have curry..."

Song

W playlist

A screenshot of a music player interface with a dark background. The album art features a stylized drawing of a yellow cat wearing a green hat. The artist name is wifikskeleton, the album name is 'suburban daredevil', and the year is 2024. Below the album details is a list of song titles and play counts: 1. i dont think we'll ever find him (128K plays), 2. whore (84K plays), 3. i keep calling... (127K plays), 4. if you hate me now it would make me pro... (85K plays), 5. ware me out like old clothes. The currently playing song is 'Nope your too late i already died' by wifikskeleton & i wanna be a. The bottom navigation bar shows icons for Home, Samples, Explore, Library, and Upgrade.

Valentine's Day

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

Fan

I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy

A comment states that being a fan of Kendrick is like being a fan of Godzilla or Satoru Gojo because they will always win by complete domination, and fans are more interested in how they achieve victory.

Sexual innuendo

The meme features a close-up shot of a Woody doll with a wide, exaggerated smile and crossed eyes. The text overlay reads, "WHEN YOU ALREADY BUSTED BUT THEY JUST KEEP SUCKIN". In the bottom right corner is a stylized image of a small present.

Sibling

A still from a cartoon movie shows a character with wide eyes and a slightly open mouth. The text above the image reads: "When my sibling tells me something about their life and I have to act surprised because my mom had already told me."

Drama

A yawning dog meme with the caption "When I get told drama I already know by my bestie."

Assignment

A blurry, close-up image of a cat looking distressed with wide eyes and mouth open. Above the cat, there is text that reads: "when you forgot about the assignment and it's already 11pm".

Peace

aiyyaaaaaaa

A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."

Jokes

Gun store

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Wheelchair

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

Bath

A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"