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Heroin Monkey

A dark image with a streak of light that leads to an exploding shape. The text "The alien colonizing ship heading towards earth being annihilated after getting hit by a manhole cover traveling at Mach fuck" is at the top of the image.

Thoughtless

The image shows a spaceship moving above a destroyed landscape. The text on top of the image says, "Aliens finding out what Americans use their healthcare money for." The image also includes the text "@JOJOS_PHOPHOS" and "Lynved Skynyrd - Free Bird".

Heroin Monkey

A gray alien with big eyes and an open mouth is pressing his hands against a glass surface. The text reads: "Aliens surrendering after seeing all their ships and weapons go missing not even 2 seconds into the invasion (they landed in Romania)."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme with a top part showing a news headline stating, "NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable", dated March 18, 2021 by Alex Brault. The bottom part depicts Shrek looking distressed with text saying, "NASA security trying to stop me from testing that theory:".

Anonymous

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The top part features a handwritten note that says, "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella". Below is a black and white image of a stern-looking man with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair.

Heroin Monkey

A digital artwork showing a depiction of the alien character E.T. with a mohawk, a full beard and mustache, gold hoop earrings, and a large gold chain with a cross. The background is a dark grey.

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Toast ツ

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

randomone

Aliens

The image shows a blue alien character. The text overlay says, "What Asians look like" above the figure and "is what Mexicans act like" below the figure. The image is decorated with alien head and flying saucer emojis.

Bozo

The meme shows two images stacked vertically. The top image is a handwritten note that says: "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella." The note is on a lined piece of white paper with purple border. The bottom image is a black and white photo of a man in armor with a Hello Kitty bow on his head.

Cahyani Ambara

Area 51 be like:

The image shows cartoon characters with the text 'ME AND THE BOYS BEWARING OF THE ALIEN WE STOLE FROM AREA 51'. The cartoon characters are standing in a group, and one is a purple lollipop holding a spray bottle. The style is cartoonish.

Anonymous

aliens

Anonymous

haha this is so funny

The image shows a man with disheveled hair and a slightly bewildered expression. The text above his head says, "I KNOW ALIENS EXIST" and below, "BUT WHAT IS A HAIR BRUSH MAN?"