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Harry Potter

14 views · Centrebro · 2 years ago

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Flag

24 views · minecraftsuchti · 2 years ago

The Austrian flag simply explained!

The image shows the Austrian flag divided into three horizontal stripes. The top and bottom stripes are red. In between is a white stripe. There is a black eagle with a hammer and sickle in the center. Underneath is text that says: starting a world war. The next line is a single blue box with the text: winning a world war. The last line is another black eagle with the text: (bonus) successfully blame germany 2 times.

Student

35 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

The cleverness of the students 😍

The image shows a test with lines connecting the left and right side of the paper. Most of the lines connect all items, and the student has marked all of them. Below there are two images, one is of a man smiling labeled "student" and the other is of a man with a confused expression labeled "teacher".

Wizard

14 views · User 👍 · 2 years ago

The image shows four panels. The top panel features Hagrid, who says: "You're a wizard, Harry." The second panel is of Harry, looking surprised. The third panel again shows Hagrid. The fourth panel shows Harry again, with the text in the second panel being edited to say: "You're a hairy wizard."

Pause

45 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A still from an animated film shows a bunny with a distorted, strained face. It's lying down next to a fox. The text overlay says: "be careful when you pause in a disney movie" with a skull emoji.

Self

27 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Cleverbot

2 views · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

Existence

1 view · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?

Floor

22 views · daz_potato · 2 years ago

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Present

18 views · Cocel 😮💨 · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Role

3 views · garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 2 years ago

what a role model xx

A man with white hair and a blue checked shirt is leaning back on a blue sofa. He is looking towards the camera with his head resting on his hand. He appears to be relaxed. The text states: "what a role model".

Man

8 views · garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 2 years ago

what a nice man xx

A man is posing with his arms crossed and the text "Please change and grow as a person" is at the top of the image.

Romanian

2 views · garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 2 years ago

found this xx

The image contains the text: "If you drop a wallet to the ground, who's gonna reach it first?" Below the question are two columns. The left column shows a picture of bacteria with the text "Bacteria" below it. The right column contains a picture of a man, with the text "Romanian" below it.

9/11

24 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Google search result for "who committed 9/11". The result shows Kanye West, labeled as an American rapper, along with two photos of him. At the bottom of the image the text "Scott Dudelson/FilmMagic" is visible.

Action

3 views · ADHD autist · 2 years ago

Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?

The image shows a collection of different colored shapes arranged in rows and columns with a total of 1945 written in the bottom right corner.

Meth

12 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

A meth and fetta meme!

The image is split into two parts. The left side shows a pile of meth crystals. The right side shows a block of feta cheese with some crumbles. The text above the images says "THIS IS A", and the text below says "METH AND FETA MEME".

Goat

3 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.

Part

20 views · Chri5 · 2 years ago

-_-

The image shows a person applying clown makeup in four steps. The text on the left reads: I'm now a part of the LGBT community. I will threaten anyone who doesn't agree with me. I will bully religious people because of their beliefs. Why is there an anti-lgbt stream?

Baby

tensebot501 · 2 years ago

A cartoon image shows a woman holding a baby. Text on top says, "When babies start talking:" Text on the bottom says, "I just did a boom boom"

Something

16 views · LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right

The image shows a calculation. 9 + 1 + 1 is displayed with the result below. The result of the calculation is given as 911.