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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

forgot me smh

A person wearing a racing suit and a cap is drinking from a shoe. The text on the image says, "I can't wait. 1. daniel avacado."

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is labeled 'My friends and boyfriend at 7 in the morning' and looks grumpy with a frown. The right one is labeled 'Me and 7 in the morning for no damn reason' and looks hyper with big eyes and a wide smile. Below the two figures it says '(they hate me now)'

A list titled "music taste" ranks different music genres from really obscure indie shit at number 1, through metal and/or dubstep, sea shanties, lofi, airhorn covers, 100 gecs, vocaloid, smooth jazz to classical at number 9.

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.

The image shows a four-panel grid of a small child running and making faces. The first two panels show the child running. The bottom two panels show the child's face getting increasingly annoyed. The text on top reads "how i feel when i gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open".

The image shows a split-screen of two scenes. The top scene is from a video game, showing a young character with a slightly fearful expression in dialogue. The text box reads: "[Charisma 7] <Mock Surrender> Woah, no way I'm fighting with the mighty Red-Brick. [Offer Chems] You know what will help you box better? Psycho, would you like some? I'm just passing through." The text 'Mini Boomer' is visible at the top right. The bottom scene shows a character in a gas mask and helmet, holding a weapon.

A baby with a scrunched face looking angry. The text above the baby reads "When I give you my phone to see a photo" with an angry face emoji next to it. The text below the baby reads "It means don't swipe left, don't swipe right, just see the photo and give my phone back" with a smiling face emoji.

Bitch how tf??

The image shows a man with a serious expression looking directly at the camera. Above him are the words "THAT MOMENT IN MATHS CLASS". Below him are the words "When the whole class is fighting over whether the answer is 7 or 8 and you got 188.". There is a small, yellow box in the top right with text written in a non-Latin alphabet.

The image shows a tweet by Sophie that says "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction". Below is another tweet from Populism Updates stating "12. Ulysses S. Grant's great-grandson, an author of gay vampire fiction" with an image of an older man wearing a bow tie and a striped jacket.

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A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

A cartoon image of a knight character with a helmet and antlers pointing at an eye chart, each line of which contains increasingly longer repetitions of the letters 'N' and 'I'. The last line of the chart reads "ECHY ECHY PAKANG."

where do you aim

A top-down view of a toilet bowl with a grid overlaid on it. The grid is labeled with letters A-J along the top and numbers 1-10 along the left.

The image shows a Facebook conversation where a person says 'Technically he is thinking about other womans.' Another person replies 'womans'. Then a third person comments 'Womans because when you have multiple objects you add an S at the end'. Below that is an image of a video game with the words 'SPEECH 100+' and 'INTELLIGENCE LEVEL 1 +110'.

A screenshot of a text message conversation with KFC. The first message reads "Hello there's something wrong with my chicken", and an image of an oddly shaped piece of fried chicken is shown. The second message from KFC reads "What the fuck".

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

A child is in a river with a determined face, swimming. Above the image the text says: "Me tryna swim in my bath tub when i was 7."

jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

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