Megabit jokes

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabytes.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

what is the fastest country? iran.

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.