Mecca jokes

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.