Mecca jokes

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.