Maxi pad jokes

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.