Maxi jokes

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Big

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.