Mariah Carey jokes
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Memes
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.