Mariah Carey jokes

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"