March jokes

Why did the dog join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?

Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

Can February march? -- No, but April may.