March

March Jokes

Dog

Why did the dog join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

Treatment

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

Caesar

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Child

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Soldier

Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?

Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

Fire

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.