MALS jokes
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What is eh on abt
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Mal is from alabama
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
Community talk
Mal what's stopping you from breaking into the apple store and getting the phone you want
MAL WHY ARE YOU IGNOING ME
Everyone, a while ago i told Mal and comso and a few poeple i was lesbian. Cosmo told me im not, because I've dated men before. So because of that i thought maybe i had to like men, and i forced myself to. So i kept dating guys. Now, its weird, thinking of being with a guy just makes me sick in a way I can't understand. It donset sound appealing, i just... dont want it. I dont find attraction, or love to any of them … Read more