MALS jokes
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
What is eh on abt
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Community talk
Mal, my mother. Cosmo, my father. I'm so happy I have you in my life. I dont know what I would do without you. Sometimes I fear I'd be a bad mother because of my birth parents. Then I think of you two. Mal, your patience, caring, and understanding. Unlike my own mother, you'd be happy to feed into my hobbies, to let me write instead of hating on the topic I choose. You care for me, and I am forever grateful. Cosmo, y… Read more
My dad doesn't like Hamilton because he walked in on me pulling an all nighter screaming the lyrics while my poor cat was staring at me tramuatized- and my sister hates it cuz i like it (yes Mal... she acted on the muffin stealing threat, SHE TOOK MY LAST FUCKING MUFFIN. AND I AM BETRAYED AS HELL)
mal im sorry i migt be gone for 11 days it might be 35 idk it depends on how staff is feeling i will lock tf in idk how if i cant talk to you bbg but i promase i will do everything im my power to be able to talk to you asap im so sorry my love ill be back as soon as possable i fucking love you more than anything in this world you are my everything and this will be te hardest week or weeks of my life without you i would wright more but staff wants the laptop back im so so so SO sorry ilysm never forget that