Madeline jokes
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.