I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down
I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
