Mac jokes

Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.

Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?

A Mac Daddy Pro.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.