M1 jokes
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
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Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
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Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
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