Lydia jokes

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

Olivia Rodrigo

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

Delyla is a bitch.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.