Lydia jokes

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

Olivia Rodrigo

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let's go to bed.

Lauren: Fine, but it's early.

*Karen wakes up and exits room*

*Lauren hears noise*

Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.

Lauren: *laughs*

Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.