Lydia jokes

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Olivia Rodrigo

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.