Lydia jokes

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

Olivia Rodrigo

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

Delyla is a bitch.

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.