Luxury goods jokes
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
