Lunar jokes
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Mooning is very astrological!
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.