Lunar jokes
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Mooning is very astrological!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.