Lunar jokes
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Mooning is very astrological!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!