Lunar jokes
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Mooning is very astrological!
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!