Lovin jokes

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

I love you like my cuts.

Deeply.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

"I will Always Love You!"

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸