Lovin jokes
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
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My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
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Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
"I will Always Love You!"