Lord of the Rings jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.