What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Elves Jokes
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.