Elves jokes
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.