Little boy jokes
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.