A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
