Liquor jokes
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.