Light mode jokes

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.