Light mode jokes

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

What's the difference between light and hard?

It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...