why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together. Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house. Police: ... Child: 😊 Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke. Jokes have meaning.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
we forge the chains we wear in life
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
If r kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life R kelly: I feel you
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
