Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have ONE DOLLAR
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO
Leo is like a broken pencil... POINTLESS
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
Maybe Leo actually ISN’T stupid... maybe she just has BAD LUCK with thinking
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit SUICIDE... you’d just drown in all her FATNESS
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
Leo is like a CLOUD... when she DISAPPEARS, it's a beautiful day
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
