Leo jokes

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Leo: Mom?

Mom: Yes!

Leo: Is rape good?

Mom: NO!

Leo: Good cause I raped someone!

Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!