Leo jokes

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.

LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.