Leo

Leo Jokes

Interior

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

World

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

Agreement

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Morning

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Room

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

Parking Ticket

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Luck

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Suicide

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Perspective

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Cloud

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

Insult

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Flour

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

Newspaper

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.