Lenin jokes
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
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Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
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