Legal Status jokes

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

Because they can't get a green card.

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?

Stoners have papers.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.