Legal Status jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.