Legal Status jokes

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

Because they can't get a green card.

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?

Stoners have papers.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

He's not really dead, his update failed.