Leftist jokes

Why do leftists call their child Ariel?

So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.